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THE ALCHEMISTS was a joy to write and, I hope, will be just as fun for you to read. Set in a heavily researched world of the Renaissance, it tells the story of two alchemists–one a wizard and the other a scientist–whose feud takes them across Europe to the gates of Vienna, under siege by the Ottomans. The book mixes exciting action with heavy doses of humor, history, mythology and a bit of romance.

Reading this book, you’ll try to make gold using medieval alchemy, meet the Holy Roman Emperor and the Sultan, fight in exciting battles with the Landsknecht, play chess against the Grand Vizier of the Ottomans, combat monsters of myth, and fall in love.

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1529. Spain wars with France over Italy, Turkish armies march against Christendom, and two alchemists resume an ancient duel to prove which is superior, science or magic.

Myrddin is a powerful wizard served by a beautiful young woman who is the greatest fighter of the age. Prospero is a brilliant scientist apprenticed by a painfully shy young man who can build anything, from hot air balloons to steam-powered battle tanks.

At Vienna, they will have to put aside their differences to survive the greatest threat of all: the unbeatable Ottoman Army and all the magic and monsters of Asia, unleashed to conquer Europe.

Below is an excerpt from The Alchemists, now available for Amazon Kindle for $1.99–50% off the standard price until March 31. Get it here.

Just after dawn, they woke to a swarm of Reiters pounding into the camp grim faced and bloody. Marie stood and hailed them for news.

“The French,” one shouted back at her. “Thick as fleas in yonder town.”

They’d gone into the town to reconnoiter and blundered into a squadron of French cavalry watering their horses in the piazza. The Germans emptied their pistols, bolted, and ran into another squadron racing toward the bridge to trap the Imperialists on the eastern side of the river. The Reiters charged and after a short, sharp skirmish, they’d broken through to safety.

There would be no marching today. The French, it seemed, had come to them.

The free mercenary companies, each four hundred strong, assembled under the Imperial eagles. The ragged formations tightened into squares under the bawled commands of their captains. Nearby gun crews strained at the limbers. Priests moved from one gun to the next to bless the great iron muzzles with dashes of holy water. Drums pounded martial rhythms to stir the blood for the killing.

The heavily armored double-pay men, the most experienced warriors in each Landsknechte company, took positions at the front of the square to lead the attack (and at its rear to keep the rest from running away). The pikemen, of course, occupied the first few ranks. The halberdiers and berserkers with their zweihanders arrayed behind them, prepared to rush out from the sides to flank the enemy if the opportunity presented itself. The schützen—arquebusiers and crossbowmen—skirmished from the flanks and middle of the formation.

The mercenaries crossed themselves, prayed, fingered their talismans, threw pinches of dust over their shoulders for luck, kissed the hems of their banners. They cracked nervous jokes. Veterans gave last-minute advice to the new recruits. Some of the regiments broke into ragged hymns, adding to the incredible din.

The captain of the company nearest The Prometheus glared at his men with his one good eye and boomed, “God be with you men! Now let’s make some coin!” His fighters replied to this inspiring speech with a boisterous roar. They stomped the ground with the butts of their pikes, staves, and guns. Someone called out, “Look out! Here we come!” Despite the anxiety typical of the hours before a battle, the men appeared to be in good spirits. The fact they’d given the French a good thrashing not far from here, four years ago at Pavia, was not lost on them.

Marie watched it all with pulse-pounding excitement.

“And now,” Prospero said, “it is time to get the hell out of here.”

“What? We can’t just leave!” she cried.

“Yes, you are right, of course,” he said, stroking his goatee. “We will need to first devise a proper ruse. Perhaps a diversion.”

“If you want to go then go. I’m staying. This is my fight.”

He frowned. “Not this again. Do you have any idea what is about to happen here?”

“I swore an oath—”

“Oh, come on! You are nothing to the Emperor! Why should he be everything to you?”

“Do you think we met by accident, Prospero?”

“I do not understand what you are asking.”

“I believe we were meant to be together on this battlefield. I believe we will win here today, and then we’ll march on Vienna to save Christendom from Turkish invasion.”

Prospero stared at her for a long time saying nothing. Finally, he turned to Myrddin and said, “You, of all people, I should be able to count on to talk some sense into these youngsters.”

Marie turned to Taddeo. “What about you? Do you believe in fate, my love?”

“Absolutely not,” he replied. The very idea made him shudder.

She frowned, taken aback. “You don’t believe we were fated to be together?”

“Listen, my dearest, if all things are fated, it would mean everything we say or do is preordained and that we have no free will as human beings. And if that’s true, then God must be the author of our actions, but then why would God punish people who sin if he predestined them to sin? Wouldn’t that make God the actual sinner, which would nullify the very idea of morality? Think about it: Why would God make people who would never enter Heaven? Or, for that matter, who die in pain in childhood or suffer a long life in endless poverty? Why are we held responsible for our actions at all if God is pulling our strings as if we were so many puppets? The idea of God not being loving and merciful but instead the cruel author of the meaningless lives of tiny beings—ignorant, suffering things who have no choice about what happens to them, like bugs in a glass jar—is too horrible to even contemplate.”

“Oh,” she said. “Um.”

“Then there are the social ramifications! If you are born rich, does that mean God likes you since he fated you to be born that way? And just the opposite—if you are a poor, wretched peasant, does God hate you? It reinforces a cruel social order based on divine right, which is more than just the right of kings to rule. It’s the right of a whole social order based on legitimized oppression. It’s the moral justification for a small minority of people lucky to be born rich to forever exploit and dominate the great unwashed. Do you know what I mean, my shining star?”

Marie didn’t know how to respond. It had all sounded so much better in her head.

“Well,” she said. “I—”

“On the other hand, I do believe our fates, so to speak, are now joined. So if you stay and fight then I must stay and fight too.”

Marie smiled, her chest filling with heat. “I so can’t wait to marry you.”

“Though I’m completely terrified by the idea of having to fight again,” he added.

Prospero’s face reddened. “Taddeo, I am warning you, if you persist in attaching yourself to this suicide attempt, I am going to tell your father that you are an unruly boy!”

“If you do that, he’ll make us come home and end my apprenticeship,” Taddeo shot back. “And you’ll be out of a job, Doctor.”

The Imperialists filled the air with a full-throated roar. The enemy had entered the field, rank after rank of cavalry, infantry, and artillery advancing under the blue and gold banners of the Kingdom of France.

They took up positions on the gentle slope of the opposite hill.

“Fools,” Prospero muttered at the impressive sight. “All right, Taddeo. If we must stay and fight a battle, we may as well try to win it. I see the Prince. Let us aid him with a strategy.”

“At once, Doctor.”

Marie buckled on her cuirass and followed.

A group of ruffians waved at her. “Brunhild, Brunhild!” She recognized Rupert, the giant she’d felled, now grinning with a shiny purple egg on his forehead, and some of the other Landsknechte she’d befriended over pints of bitter ale. They’d started calling her Brunhild, a German name meaning, armored warrior woman.

She waited for them to approach as Prospero and Taddeo strode on without her. “Hail, brothers.”

“Come join our company and kill the grape-stompers with us today!”

Marie clapped them on the shoulders. “I will fight with you.” After the oafs had a chance to nudge each other and grin happily, she added, “In fact, tell your captains I will join the Blood Flag today.”

“No!” they cried. “Please do not do this!”

“Tell the captains of the companies I want them to create a Blood Flag made up of men from every company, assembled here by the steam wagon. Trust me when I say I will not only fight with you today, I will lead you all to certain victory.”

They watched her go with awe-stricken expressions before running to find their captain. She caught up to Prospero and Taddeo as they came upon Philibert of Châlon breakfasting at a buffet set up in a colorful open-air tent, surrounded by his usual entourage of toadies and servants. Several mercenary colonels were just leaving, wearing broad grins.

The Prince of Orange fumed. “Damned mercenaries! Demanding double pay just before the battle joins! They do this to me every time! I’m not a general, I’m a banker!”

“I’m not getting paid at all,” Prospero muttered.

“Ah, heer dokter!” the Prince cried. “Look, everyone, and mark him well, for here is a true patriot and friend of the Crown. So tell me, dokter, you are from these parts. What is the name of yonder town?”

“That would be Landriano, Your Imperial Highness,” the scientist said with a courtly bow. “How may I be of service?”

“You could tell me if there’s a church there.”

“A church, Your Imperial Highness? I should think so.”

“The imperatives of state, you know…”

“I am afraid I do not follow.”

The Prince of Orange sighed. “We’re running a little short on funds. We’re going to have to melt down the church plate if we’re going to pay the men a single real after this.”

“I understand. But first, we must win the battle, is that not so? For that purpose, I have come to aid you again in your hour of need.” He paused to pluck a handful of grapes from a bowl on the buffet table. “May I? Ah, delicious.” Munching with his mouth full, he continued, “First, we must discover how our foe is arrayed. I suggest probing the French line with light cavalry and plotting the size and disposition of their forces on a map.”

Outside the tent, an artillery battery fired with a massive BOOM, hurling round shot and canister at the opposite slope. The French guns replied like distant thunder.

“This is most interesting,” Philibert said. “Do go on.”

“After we reconnoiter the enemy forces, we shall seize the initiative and launch our assault at the weak point in their line, like Alexander of Macedon, with the objective of breaking it. Like so.” He arranged the grapes on the tablecloth, green for French, red for Imperial. “A feint will draw the enemy’s reserves to the opposite flank while our artillery softens the line where we intend to break through. Our objective is to deliver overwhelming force at this one point. The infantry will advance, testing, testing, then WHAM!” He slammed his fist against the table, sending the grapes flying. “At the critical moment, heavy cavalry emerges on their flank, crushing them via an enveloping maneuver!”

The Imperial batteries shook the tent with their barrage. The French artillery responded with distant booms and local concussions followed by screams. A wave of acrid gun smoke rolled across the buffet, sending the Prince’s toadies into a coughing fit.

They’d wasted enough time here. Marie tugged at the scientist’s sleeve. “Prospero…”

Philibert nodded. “It’s an excellent plan, heer dokter.”

“Thank you, Your Imperial Highness.”

“You may lead the attack.”

The blood drained from Prospero’s face. “You want me to lead the attack? As in personally?”

“Someone give this man a sash befitting his rank.”

“But Your Imperial—”

“May God grant us victory today, General Buonarroti!”

“—Highness, I am hardly worthy—”

Marie gripped the back of his doublet and pulled him out of the tent.

“This is no way to treat your commanding officer!” he yelled.

“We have to get back to the steam wagon now.”

They jogged along the ranks. The soldiers let up a warlike shout as they passed. Trumpets blasted across the line.

“I feel like Caesar,” Prospero said, pausing to acknowledge the men’s homage with a wave.

“Hurry up, arschloch!” one of them shouted. “The line is about to advance!”

Marie grabbed him by the scruff again and forced him to run.

“Taddeo, you will be my second in command,” Prospero huffed. “Your first task will be to find some signal flags and figure out how to use them. Then I can issue my orders.”

“The battle’s already started,” Marie said. “The strategy is we hit them first, and we hit them hard. As for orders, there is only one. Take your steam wagon, drive it straight at the enemy line, and fire your cannon at it. Give them the grape with all three barrels. Do you think you can do that?”

Taddeo nodded. “Consider it done, Marie.”

She wanted to kiss him again, but there was no time. They exchanged a quick smile instead. She prayed they would live long enough to exchange their vows as they’d promised.

“And where will you be?” Prospero asked as he fixed his new red sash across his chest.

“Right behind you,” she said. “Leading the Blood Flag.”

“Well, whatever that is, it sounds very safe,” he said with grating sarcasm. “I will see you in Dante’s Inferno, I suppose. In the middle ring of the seventh circle, the one reserved for suicides.”

The new Blood Flag, four hundred strong and bristling with a riot of bright red banners, cheered at the sight of their Brunhild. Typically, the Blood Flag consisted of a special suicide squad within each company, chosen by dice and tasked with charging tough enemy positions. They died like flies. Marie had asked for a company-strength Blood Flag to use as shock troops and had gotten one entirely from volunteers. Being the darling of the Landsknechte had its advantages. A bigger bunch of murderers, arsonists, and thieves you never saw, true, but they could be extremely chivalrous.
Marie scanned the battlefield. A little valley separated the two hills along which the armies sprawled, populated by a few farms and a large flock of bleating sheep that appeared oblivious to the screaming shot being lobbed over their heads. She fixed her gaze on a block of French soldiers forming under a copse of olive trees.

There. That is where we’ll break them. Rupert handed her a small shield, which she fitted on her arm before addressing the men: “My brave brothers, do you see the arschloch in yonder wagon?” She pointed at Prospero standing in front of the tiller. He saw her pointing and saluted. “We are going to follow the wagon to the enemy line. After it fires its cannon, we will charge, kill any French left standing, and break the line. Understood?” As they roared, she drew Artemis and held it gleaming over her head. “Then follow me to victory! Marsch, marsch!”

The Prometheus rolled toward the French line, breathing gusts of steam. Taddeo scrambled across the gun emplacement on the roof, loading the bronze barrels with grapeshot. The company tramped down the hill after it to the rhythmic pulse of fife and drum, the men already chanting, “Look! Out! Here we come!”

Marie had heard that war carts had been used at the Battle of Ravenna about twenty years earlier during another episode in the neverending Italian Wars. The two-wheeled carts, pushed by a man behind, carried up to three swivel-mounted heavy arquebuses. Apparently, they’d failed miserably as a weapon—the French won the battle in the end—but The Prometheus was no cart. Mantlets, of course, were nothing new; large shields, mounted on wheeled carriages, had long been used in siege warfare. The Prometheus combined the defense of the mantlet with the firepower of the carts and independent mobility. She believed the steam wagon would give the assault a much-needed edge. They might all die in the attempt, but if they broke the line, the rest of the army could expand the breach, perhaps allow cavalry to pour through.

The battle would be won, and those who died for this victory would become legend.

The valley was fast becoming a very dangerous place. Little puffs of smoke sprouted along the ridge as distant artillery pounded. Shot whistled through the air. The sky darkened from smoke clouds drifting across the Sun. On her left, French gendarmes charged into the withering massed volley fire of Spanish matchlocks and scattered, leaving the field strewn with dead and dying. A riderless horse, wild eyed and snorting, flew out of the chaos at Marie; Rupert pulled her out of the way with a chuckle. She saw a farmhouse burning.

The Germans waded into the flock of bleating sheep at the bottom of the hill, swatting at them with the flats of their swords to push them aside. They began to climb the slope toward the French line, the rest of the Landsknechte toiling at their heels, still chanting. The French infantry waited on the high ground, shouting taunts and insults.

Round shot ripped through the air over The Prometheus, plunging into a mass of infantry behind. The vehicle shuddered as another shot tore into its side with a spray of splinters.

“I’m just curious if this was what you wanted,” Myrddin said.

Marie took a sharp breath. “Taddeo’s right. You do sneak up on people.”

“You were happy the battle was coming. I was just wondering if you’re still happy now that it’s here and everyone’s dying.”

“I’m not happy about it,” she replied. The truth was her very blood sang.

On the right of her Blood Flag, French infantry charged downhill toward the Imperial line. Guns popped. Pikes cracked as the two dense masses of men plowed into each other.

“Fire at will!” an officer screamed before a wave of black smoke covered them all.

“Is this cause of yours really worth dying?” Myrddin wondered.

“If I must,” she said bravely.

“What about Taddeo? I suppose it’s worth him dying too?”

Her heart galloped with alarm. The Prometheus had taken another hit and was burning and listing. The wood frame enclosure on the roof had been blown away. Prospero was nowhere to be seen. Taddeo stood crouched behind the gun, hatless, his hair flying. He rested a quadrant on the barrel as he lined up his first shot. She breathed a sigh of relief.

The truth was it wasn’t worth him dying. None of it was. Let Francis have Italy, let the Turk crush Germany with its yoke. None of it mattered. Just let him live.

She felt her legs weaken and struggled with the urge to get Taddeo and make a run for it.

“You know,” Myrddin said, “I could say a simple abracadabra and whisk all of us far away from here in an instant.”

Marie grit her teeth. For better or worse, they were committed now. They had to see this through. “Myrddin, go back to where you came from and let me work. Please.”

“Back to Prospero’s driving machine? Impossible. A man could get killed over there.”

“I hear Mecca is nice this time of—”

“On the other hand,” the wizard said as he opened a parasol and raised it over his head, “things are about to get very dicey right here.”

The air hissed. Marie raised her shield as a cloud of crossbow bolts fell out of the sky and cut down the men around her. Rupert collapsed at her side, pierced through his thick skull. Two of the bolts thudded against her shield. Several bounced off Myrddin’s ridiculous parasol.

The officers bellowed at the men to tighten up, tighten up. Stepping over their screaming comrades, the mercenaries closed the gaps in the line.

Another rain of bolts fell into the mercenaries. Every Frenchman at the top appeared to be firing at them. Dozens of her comrades howled in horror and pain as they fell. The air appeared to be alive with a withering rain of death.

Ahead, the steam wagon, afire and billowing black smoke, had almost reached the top. A French ball punched through the sideboards with a burst of smoke and splinters. Taddeo stood tall on the gun deck, ignoring the whistling shot and humming crossbow bolts while Leo raced barking around his feet.

He doesn’t care about the Emperor or who owns Italy or even the Turks. He’s doing this for me. The thought filled her with pride, love, worry. And terror.

“Now, my love!” she cried. “Fire!”

Taddeo did nothing.

He can’t hear me, she realized. He’s waiting for the signal and can’t hear me.

She took a deep breath and emitted a high-pitched shriek piercing enough to break glass. The mercenaries around her winced. Taddeo turned and gave her a thumbs up.

Taddeo shouted the battle cry of the Venetian Republic, “Marco! Marco!”

And lowered the botefeux.

The cannon discharged with a deafening BANG that made her teeth vibrate. Smoke cascaded over the mass of French infantry. The cannon lurched against the springs and settled back into position. Taddeo frantically rotated the next barrel into place then sighted and fired another blast of grapeshot.

Then she lost sight of the wagon in the smoke.

Myrddin tossed the parasol. “Well, I guess I’ll leave you to it. Good luck!”

She turned to bid him farewell, but he’d already disappeared.

Taddeo’s cannon fired a third time and fell silent.

He’s done his part. Well done, my love. Now it’s my turn.

“Brothers, follow me!” she screamed. “To glory!” She flung aside her shield and raced toward the enemy line while ululating a blood-chilling cry. “To victory!”

The Germans raised their zweihanders and surged after her.

“HERE WE COME!”

The Imperial army cheered as they saw the red banners of the Blood Flag mount the hill.

Marie halted at the top. It was horrible.

The mercenaries paused as they realized there were few opponents still on their feet and willing to fight. Taddeo’s three blasts of grapeshot, fired at point black range, had torn the French apart. Men rolled screaming in the bloody grass. Others lay dead in heaps. Scores fled toward the rear.

The ground shook as an endless column of howling Reiters and Stradioti thundered into the breach. The horsemen enfiladed the disintegrating French line on either side.
The Germans looked at each other and shrugged. “Did we win?”

Marie looked across the field of dying men. “TADDEO!”

More companies of Landsknechte arrived and rolled up the line. Imperial cavalry emptied their pistols into the hapless French before darting away like wasps. The French flank collapsed. The center followed. Marie watched as a company of Spaniards, having overrun a nearby artillery battery, turned the pieces around and opened fire on the approaching French reserve and put it to flight. Disordered retreat turned into rout. The entire army was on the run.

“TADDEO!”

The Imperial infantry planted their standards at the top of the hill. The battle was won. Over the cheering, she heard the steady chug of the steam engine. Battered and charred, The Prometheus limped through the drifting clouds of smoke.

Marie wiped her eyes with gladness.

Please be okay, she prayed. Be okay, and I’ll never ask you to do that again, I swear it.

Around her, the Germans mumbled in confusion. They looked up at the sky.

She did too. And saw it.

Something was falling.

The object trembled in flight, trailing tongues of flame and little bursts of smoke that thickened into a wide billowing tail.

Marie and the Germans followed its descent in awe.

When the rebel angels fell from Heaven, it must have looked like this.

“Look out, lads!” someone cried.

The mercenaries scattered as the thing struck the hillside. The earth trembled. A geyser of dirt soared into the air and fell like rain.

The impact left a smoking crater.

The mercenaries gathered around in a state of wonder.

The Prometheus continued its approach. Still no sign of Taddeo. Marie’s heart pounded hard against her ribs, torn between the spectacle and her hope to see her love safe and sound.
One of the soldiers peered into the hole. “Herr crazy man?”

Marie saw a flash of green that devoured the man in a single gulp before returning to the smoking pit. The mercenaries crossed themselves. Marie caught the strong briny smell of newly caught fish.

“Dämon,” they muttered.

They backed away from the hole slowly, quietly.

“Galia est pacata!” Prospero called to them from the tiller of the battered wagon, looking smart in his red sash as he quoted Julius Caesar: Gaul is subdued. “Veni, vidi, vici.” I came, I saw, I conquered.

Taddeo stood at his side, grinning with a bloody bandage wrapped around his head. Marie’s heart flooded with relief.

Then the monster, drawn to the sound of the scientist’s voice, emerged hissing from the hole.

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They found out he was the eldest son of Gregorio Cellini of Venice and offered him endless credit, selling him new powder and shot for his matchlock gun at a grossly inflated price. Taddeo bought himself a leather jerkin to wear over his doublet and Prospero a new feathered hat. It was a tradition, they said, for a newcomer to issue a challenge to shoot at targets, and the loser had to buy drinks all around for the platoon. Taddeo, considering himself a good shot and eager to please his new friends, agreed. The men laughed, rushed into a tent, and dragged out a skinny boy named Félix, who arrived sporting a lazy eye and a bucktoothed grin.

“We can always wager a little more than a few drinks,” a Spaniard suggested.

Being a city boy, Taddeo knew a con when he saw one. The goofy-looking kid was no doubt a dead-eye shot. He counted the men and figured he could stand them all a drink on his father’s credit, assuming he lost. When he refused to increase the wager, they sagged a little.

“Científico,” one muttered to his comrade, tapping his head.

Taddeo found he wanted very much to win, however. It wasn’t often one got the chance to put his skills as an arquebusier against the finest marksmen in the world.

“Gentlemen, you may load your arms,” one of the Spaniards said.

Félix gave Taddeo his bucktoothed grin and loaded his arquebus by feel alone. Taddeo tried to match his speed, but his hands kept shaking. He almost forgot to blow the loose powder off the gun, which left unattended could have caused it to blow up in his hands.

The boy snickered, his head bobbing, and gestured for Taddeo to take the first shot. The men gave him a monopod, a forked stand on which to rest the muzzle of the heavy gun. As he was used to shooting without it, he hoped it would give him a nice boost in accuracy.

The man-sized target had been placed a hundred yards across a field. At this distance, he knew, the average marksman hit the target only half the time. The arquebus was considered accurate up to three hundred yards, but only if one were shooting at a barn.

Blowing air out his cheeks, he aimed down the barrel. Continuing to exhale until his body had perfectly stilled, he pulled the trigger. The match dropped into the priming pan, which ignited the powder with a crash. A massive cloud of gunsmoke erupted from the muzzle.

A hundred yards distant, a soldier got up from a ditch, dusted himself off, and approached the target. He gave a thumbs-up.

Taddeo turned wide-eyed and nodded to Félix.

The boy laughed, placed his gun, and fired. Moments later, he hooted as he was given a thumbs-up. The Spaniards cheered, placing new bets among themselves. Taddeo caught enough of what they were saying to understand his already long odds were being lengthened.

He reloaded as the target was moved to one hundred twenty-five yards. At this range, a man might hit four out of ten times.

He sighted down the barrel and waited until his trembling body achieved a moment of stillness. He fired. He squinted through the haze.

A hit!

Félix frowned, placed his gun, and fired.

The bullet snapped through the target with a puff of dust.

“Let’s spice this up,” a Spaniard said. “Make them take a drink!”

The arquebusiers laughed, pushed cups of strong red wine into their hands, and shouted at them to down it fast. Hoping it might still his nerves, Taddeo tossed it back and swallowed it with a gasp. The alcohol rang his head like a bell.

It produced another strange effect. He felt perfect certainty he would hit the target while at the same time hardly caring if he missed. He casually placed his gun, sighted, and fired.

He pumped his fist. “Per la vittoria!”

The bucktoothed kid reloaded his piece, his face flushed now, and fired again. Hit.

“Drink! Drink!”

The Spaniards forced another cup on them. Taddeo drank it down greedily. He’d never known wine had such a powerful effect on bolstering courage. No wonder Prospero so often sought its medicinal qualities. It was amazing.

He laughed at the thought of Prospero, though he wasn’t sure why. The Spaniards laughed with him and shouted their bets, their eyes gleaming with excitement.

Fire. Hit.

Once again, the boy matched him.

After another cup of wine, he tried to calculate his odds. The target was approaching two hundred yards, at which range a skilled arquebusier might hit a man-sized target perhaps one out of four times, one out of three if he had luck on his side.

He’d crossed some sort of threshold as far as the wine’s effects, which he continued to catalog in his mind. His head felt thick and heavy. He knew it would be impossible for him to hit the target at this point but no longer cared in the slightest if he didn’t. He was having too much fun to mind losing a silly bet. The gun was practically firing itself at this point anyway.

He felt something nudge his leg and looked down to see Leo gazing up at him with a worried expression, whining and thumping his tail against the ground. “It’s okay, boy,” Taddeo told him. “Go back to the wagon and wait for me there.”

Seeing him sway on his feet while talking to a dog, the Spanish cried fresh bets, clubbing each other with fistfuls of money. Scores of soldiers from other units had gathered to watch the show. They slapped down their coins and squabbled over the odds in a dozen languages. Taddeo laughed at them, making them all dive for cover as he swept the crowd with his muzzle.

“You want to see something? You want to see a true marksman in action? Watch this!”

He threw away the monopod and presented. He’d show them how to shoot without the use of a crutch! The image of an outsmarted Myrddin pinching his nose and saying, “Damn it,” crossed his mind and made him laugh out loud. He fired at the same time.

Crap. The ball had sailed off into the blue.

The bucktoothed kid snickered. “What a pity.”

A moment later, a goose fell out of the sky and smacked into the target board, which toppled over.

Taddeo gasped, unable to believe the blind luck of the shot. Then he laughed and declared, “Gentlemen, dinner is served!”

“El Diablo!” howled Félix. He threw down his matchlock and stomped into his tent as half the soldiers swept Taddeo off his feet and hoisted him onto their shoulders. They jogged him around the camp, chanting, “Santiago! Santiago!” while the rest stood glumly until he shouted at them to tap a barrel and put it on his credit. Their faces brightening at the news, they huzzaed and joined the parade, waving swords and pikes and firing guns into the air. Stradioti waded into the press on prancing chargers, clashing their scimitars against their shields. A military band led the procession, playing a ragged parody of a marching tune.

The mob passed Marie standing at the center of a large crowd of Landsknechte. Taddeo blew her a kiss with both hands. “I love you, Marie Dubois!”

She stared back at him, dumbfounded, as they swept past en route to the wine sellers. The Germans cheered and raised their tankards.

Prospero found him still deep in his cups early that afternoon, pontificating to a group of drowsy arquebusiers roasting the goose on a spit while Leo lay on his back, sunning his belly.

“So I was like, ‘All celestial objects are in constant motion, and that motion can be expressed mathematically,’” Taddeo told the Spaniards. “And then Giovanni was like, ‘Well, we tried that, but our model doesn’t work, so God must be intervening to keep the heavens stable.’ And I was like, ‘That’s ridiculous! If the model doesn’t work, it’s wrong and must be revised—using mathematics!’ And then he was all like”—he switched to a mocking falsetto voice—“‘I’m going to report your heresy to the Bishop!’ And I was like, ‘Go ahead! Do it!’”

Prospero whistled and shook his head. “Taddeo, Taddeo. While I am happy to find you at last exploring the joys of the grape, it deeply saddens me you have wasted your virginity on this camp swill. Fortunately for you, I have distilled a pure analgesic for your use.”

“Doctor!” cried Taddeo, jumping to his feet. “I bought you a new hat! Pablo, Ambrosio, Diego, Cristóbal, everyone—this is Prospero Buonarroti, my mentor! He taught me everything I know!” He gave Prospero a bear hug. “I love you, man. You are just incredible. I mean it.”

Prospero patted his protégé’s back. “My poor Taddeo. Now I know your wits are gone. Can you walk? I need you to come with me.”

“That,” answered Taddeo, “is a great idea.”

But walking turned out to be much harder than he’d expected even with Prospero holding him up. His vision swam. Groups of soldiers hailed him and raised their cups in salute.

“How much wine did I actually buy, Prospero?”

“You do not want to know,” the scientist answered. “And I am not entirely sure. But I might point out half the army is lying in the grass stinking drunk.”

“I’m going to be in so much trouble with my father.”

“You may take solace in the fact that eventually the sellers ran out of wine.”

“Where are we going? I want to see Marie. My dearest, my shining star, my wondrous delight—”

“I do not believe you would make a favorable impression on the young lady at this moment. I am taking you instead to see the Prince of Orange.”

“But he’s a monster! He’s going to kill us all!”

“Ah, he is not so bad.”

“If you say he’s a ‘friend of the arts,’ I’m not going.”

“Even better than a friend,” Prospero declared. “This one is a true lover of the arts.”

The commanding general of the Legion of Italy was a young handsome man dressed in gilded plate armor and helmet topped with a generous bouquet of plumage. They found him sitting astride a tall horse, glaring imperiously into some private horizon, prepared to strike whomever displeased him with the gleaming sword he held in his hand.

“Ah, heer dokter, I see you have returned with your prodigy,” said Philibert of Châlon, the Prince of Orange.

Taddeo felt himself visibly wilting under the man’s martial gaze. This was the brutal general who’d sacked Rome. Then he realized the Prince’s horse was built of wood, and the Prince himself was posing for a painter laboring over a portrait.

“Your Imperial Highness,” Prospero said with a slight bow. “May I present Taddeo Cellini.”

Taddeo executed his own awkward bow and almost fell over. He felt sick.

Whatever you do, don’t bring up Rome. Don’t even say the word. Don’t even think it—

The general jumped down from his wood horse, provoking a frustrated sigh from the painter. “Your master tells me a French army passed through this way. About twenty-five thousand fighting men, isn’t that right, heer dokter?”

Prospero clicked his heels. “That is correct, Your Imperial Highness.”

“Our men are ragged, but their swords are sharp. We also have the advantage in firearms.” Philibert removed his gloves and waved them at a fly buzzing around his face. “But there are more of them than there are of us, and numbers usually win battles. That is true, is it not?”

“It is so true it should be a Commandment,” Prospero assured him.

“Quite. Three days ago, we broke the siege of Genoa and pursued General Odet until we caught up to him just a league south of here. That’s where you’ll find his dead army rotting on some nameless hillside. We outnumbered them. Half the poor sods were so weakened by plague they could barely put up a fight.”

“In which case, the slaughter was an act of loving mercy, Your Imperial Highness.”

“As you say. The war is at a critical juncture. We have recovered Milan and Genoa. The French have an army somewhere in Lombardy, another on the verge of taking Naples. If we can defeat the army here in Lombardy, I believe the Emperor can end the war on favorable terms.” He set his mouth in a hard line. “But this time, we will be outnumbered. And every day, more of our men fall victim to this deadly fever.”

“The mago is curing the sick,” Taddeo said. “I believe he’ll do a lot of good. If he can cure them, many of your men will be back on their feet soon.”

“Magus, you say? A wizard is here?”

“No one special,” Prospero said with a dismissive wave of his hand.

“He’s healing the sick even as we speak,” Taddeo said.

“If you don’t mind me saying, you don’t look so well yourself, lad. You look a tad green.”

“I’m drunk, Your Greatness.”

The Prince of Orange sighed. “Of course you are. Intoxication appears to be a soldier’s entire entertainment. When he’s not gambling and whoring.”

“As a trained physician, I was going to heal the sick myself,” Prospero cut in with a frown, but added magnanimously, “Nonetheless, I am grateful for the Magus’s assistance. He is my helper, you see. Every hero needs a sidekick.”

“Very good. So tell me about your invention that will help us find this French army.”

“Invention?” Taddeo belched.

“We need a practical demonstration of the principle of using heated air to raise reconnaissance airships,” Prospero told him. “Can you do this for the general?”

“Absolutely.” Then he bent and vomited on the Prince of Orange’s boots.

“Ah,” said Philibert as a dozen toadies cried out in horror and rushed from all sides to clean up the mess. “Well.”

“I’m really sorry about that.”

“You are ill. Perhaps another time—”

“I can do it,” Taddeo said, waving. “I’m okay, I’m okay, I’m okay. Your Imperial Highness.”

Feeling a little better, he staggered off toward The Prometheus and returned with an armful of materials, which he dropped on the grass. Within minutes, he constructed a boxlike frame of thin sticks covered in silk on all sides except one, which he placed over a small fire.

The box slowly levitated. It hovered over the ground.

One of the Prince’s guardsmen crossed himself. “Magic,” he muttered.

“Not magic.” Taddeo pumped his fist. “Science.”

“Heated air rises,” Prospero explained. “On this principle, we could build airships.”

The box wobbled and fell on the fire, bursting into flame.

“It’s like Rome,” Taddeo blurted before he blacked out.