I am excited to share that How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive, my new horror novel from Hachette, is now available in bookstores and at online book retailers everywhere.
In this novel, a slasher movie director plans a very real night of horror, which the scream queen he loves will do anything to survive.
Thematically, the novel explores why we love horror through the lens of one of the great periods in horror filmmaking: the 1980s slasher era. The novel itself is set up to replicate the experience of watching one in the theater, gasping at the surprises and gore while chuckling at the campiness. The story follows the process of making a movie, earning the title. The result, I hope, is just plenty of plain old good fun for readers.
(If you want to get it in Canada, note there is a delay in shipping to Indigo stores! It’ll get there soon…)
What people are saying:
“DiLouie remixes classic horror tropes into a harrowing thriller set in 1988… The cursed object set up feels familiar, but readers will be pulled in by the morally twisted characters and serpentine plot. Film buffs will especially enjoy this paean to ’80s slasher films and the people who love them.” – Publishers Weekly
“How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive will appeal to readers who like classic slasher films and books like Stephen Graham Jones’s My Heart Is a Chainsaw.” – Booklist
“Overall, this is an incredibly fun horror novel with some serious messages and themes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry … you’ll get super freaked out, and ultimately you’ll have a grand old time.” – HorrorBound
“DiLouie has created a celluloid cursed object story that John Carpenter himself would stand up and applaud from the front row.” – Philip Fracassi, author of Boys in the Valley
“As a kid whose love for horror began in part with the slasher films of 1980s, How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive is a dream come true. Cursed films, scream queens, and more horror callbacks than you can shake a stick at, this book is many things, but among them, it’s Craig DiLouie’s best and most fun novel to date.” – Kealan Patrick Burke, Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Kin and Sour Candy
“Gory, glorious, and just a little too believable, Craig DiLouie’s latest is a slick meta slasher movie in book form, set in the brutal intersection of art and obsession.” – NYT Bestselling Author Peter Clines
“Confidently striding through the genre, DiLouie displays a deep and abiding love for horror, even as he finds new ways to bend our disgust and despair to his will. The camera cannot turn away.” – Andrew F. Sullivan, co-author of The Handyman Method
“The setting might well be the schlocky 1980s, but DiLouie’s nostalgic dissection of our love of horror is bang on point. How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive is a tricky, twisty book with more levels to it than a slasher movie has sequels. DiLouie knows what makes the genre–and the endless legions of fans like us who crave the next scare–tick.” – David Moody, author of Hater and Autumn
“A brutal and disturbingly funny trip into the dark heart of 1980s Hollywood, How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive deftly exposes a world where art and commerce meet ambition and blood lust. With a director’s eye for Reagan-era detail and a satirical lens that never overwhelms the crackling story, DiLouie brings his cast to glorious life (and, for some unfortunate souls, gruesome death).” – Andy Marino, author of It Rides a Pale Horse
“A dark and heartfelt love letter to horror movies and Hollywood hells, How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive is Craig DiLouie at his best—suspenseful, psychological, and unpredictable!” – James Chambers, Bram Stoker Award-winning author of A Bright and Beautiful Eternal World
“DiLouie really has outdone himself with this one… How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive is a novel that transcends just fiction. It speaks to those who read, watch and consume horror. It’s a love letter to the fans who don’t care what producers say. To those who don’t want a part four but a new take on an old trope… Loved this one.” – Steve Stred, author of Mastodon
“If you like slasher movies, I would definitely recommend this book for you.” – Cravenwild, complete review here
“An imaginative take on the cursed movie trope, How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive is a bloody, shocking, and surprisingly humorous story about a director who is determined to make the perfect horror movie … a worthy entry in the ‘cursed movie’ trope, don’t miss it!” – Books, Bones & Buffy
Thank you for reading!